Hello, aspiring entrepreneurs and DIY enthusiasts! Today, we’re diving headfirst into the hilariously chaotic world of starting a small business without the “unnecessary” help of professionals. Who needs a web designer or a social media manager when you’ve got YouTube tutorials and a “can-do” attitude? Let’s embark on this comedic journey together!

Chapter 1: The Website Woes

Our adventure begins with the Herculean task of building a website. Armed with a vague understanding of HTML and the belief that ‘how hard can it be?’, you find yourself 10 hours deep into coding tutorials. Your website, a unique blend of 1990s aesthetics and modern chaos, features a color scheme that can only be described as ‘accidental avant-garde.’ Bonus points if your menu links lead to the mystical land of ‘Page Not Found.’

Chapter 2: The Social Media Maze

Next, we enter the labyrinth of social media management. Who knew that crafting the perfect post requires the skills of a novelist, a photographer’s eye, and a comedian’s timing? Your first post, a pixelated image of your product with the inspiring caption “Buy stuff, pls,” sets a new standard for a marketing genius.

Chapter 3: The Logo Labyrinth

Ah, logo design – how hard could it be? It’s just a little drawing. Cut to you three days later, squinting at your screen, trying to decide if your logo is a revolutionary abstract masterpiece or looks like a toddler’s scribble. Spoiler alert: It’s the latter.

Chapter 4: The Financial Fiasco

Who needs an accountant when you have a trusty calculator and a strong sense of optimism? Navigating taxes and expenses turns into a game of ‘Guess and Hope,’ where the rules are made up, and the points don’t matter. Your accounting system, a delicate mix of guesswork and wishful thinking, is as foolproof as a chocolate teapot.

Chapter 5: The Customer Service Conundrum

Finally, customer service. You, a one-person army, juggling emails, phone calls, and social media messages. Your customer service strategy is simple: If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with… well, bafflement. Your response times are as unpredictable as a magic 8-ball, and your answers range from deeply philosophical to accidentally hilarious.

Conclusion: The Light at the End of the Tunnel

As our journey ends, remember: every misstep is a learning opportunity, and every failure a chance to laugh and grow. The road to small business success is paved with comical mishaps and DIY disasters. Embrace the chaos, and who knows, you might find your way to success – or at least a good story to tell.


The moral of the story. Get help. Don’t try to do it all on your own. Support the small businesses that were once in your shoes. They not only have the ability to solve many of your problems, but they have also been in your shoes. For advice and assistance starting your small business, contact our team at Gibson Design.